Operation SEALION

Finally, the Interwebz has arrived. A lot's happened since my last post so it's hard to decide where to start and I may have to make more entries when I remember more.

The German invasion went into full effect quite quickly. I did a lot of walking, drinking, smoking and I realised it's hard work being the host. But, we kept busy and had a great time. I even spent the day in York. Jakob made first person videos of himself running around shooting squirrels and I got this lovely photo of his bald patch.

Marching along, "Come on lads!"

It's always good fun to hang around with the Germans. We also took a trip to the Royal Armouries but got trapped inside a replica German U-Boat parked outside by some fat, old guy who called himself the Captain, so there was only time for one photo (see below). He smelled pretty bad and I wished the leave his presence almost immediately, but it was pretty funny to see him get schooled about German history by Jakob. Did you know that Hitler hated the German flag? The Captain didn't, fat bastard.

"Uzi 9mm?"
"Yes?"
"Put that cookie down, now!"
*DUH DUH DUH*

- Arnold Brownschwegger, Demolition Man